A PRIDE OF 7777 ON-CHAIN BROKERS  ·  ONE GAY STRATEGY  ·  WE'RE 777% GAY
SUPPLY
7777TOTAL SUPPLY
0GAYS MINTED
TBAMINT PRICE
100%PUBLIC
GLOBAL GAYNESS LEVEL100%
MINT PROGRESS0 / 7777
★ MINT YOUR BROKER ★OPEN TO ALL  ·  1 FREE ON THE LIST  ·  PER-WALLET CAP
WHAT IS THIS

7777 on-chain brokers who all run the same strategy: be extremely gay and hold.

Every broker has a gayness rating from 100% to 777%. That is the rarity. Higher gay, rarer broker, fatter RWA.

Mint him, stake him, and he loots RWA while you play the arcade.

TICKER$GAY
SUPPLY7777
MINTPUBLIC · 1 FREE ON LIST
PRICETBA
RARITY100–777% GAY
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MINT

7777 brokers, open to everyone. Wallets on the allowlist take their first broker for free, the rest go at full price up to the per-wallet cap. Every broker rolls a gayness rating between 100% and 777% — that rating is his rarity and it decides how hard he loots RWA once he is working.

MINT

PREVIEW

9 OF 7777  ·  TRAITS ROLLED ON MINT

SUPPLY

Total supply7777
SalePUBLIC
AllowlistNOT SET
Max / walletTBA
Price per brokerTBA
Remaining7777
Your totalTBA

RARITY ODDS

The Strategayst650–777% gay
1.5%
Fund Manager500–649% gay
6%
Trader350–499% gay
17%
Analyst200–349% gay
33%
Intern100–199% gay
42.5%
CONNECT A WALLET TO SEE YOUR BROKERS.
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PUT HIM TO WORK

A working broker loots RWA around the clock. Loot rate scales with his gayness rating — a 777% gay broker loots roughly seven times harder than a 100% one.

WORKFORCE
RWA TREASURY
0WORKING
0.0RWA / MIN
0.00RWA LOOTED
03

THE ARCADE

Four machines. One balance. Everything is played in $GAY and none of it is real, which is exactly how the best trading works.

CREDITS777$GAY
★ GAY COIN FLIP ★
🌈
PICK A SIDE. DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
★ WHO IS MORE GAY ★
you
VS
foe
CHALLENGE A STRANGER. GAYEST BROKER TAKES THE POT.
★ RAINBOW ROULETTE ★
PICK A COLOUR. PAYS 6×.
★ GAYNESS PUMP ★
1.00×
THE GAYNESS ONLY GOES UP. UNTIL IT DOESN'T.
04

GAY METRICS

$GAY / RWA
777.00$GAY INDEX
+0.00%24H CHANGE
0RWA VOLUME
GAY METER
777%
MARKET GAYNESS
RARITY
05

THE NEWSSTAND

Every issue of GAY BROKERS ever printed. Same cover star, never the same look.

Issue 01
ISSUE #01THE STRATEGAYST
Issue 02
ISSUE #02THE COUTURE
Issue 03
ISSUE #03THE AWARDS
Issue 04
ISSUE #04THE YIELD
Issue 05
ISSUE #05THE GOLD
COVER STUDIO

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DOCS

THE STRATEGY

There is one strategy. Be gay, stay on chain, do not sell. It has never been backtested and it has never been wrong.

7777 brokers, all running it simultaneously. That is the whole thesis. @RobinhoodApp, but make it fabulous.

MINT

Supply7777
SalePUBLIC
AllowlistNOT SET
PriceTBA
Max / transaction21
Max / walletTBA

RARITY — GAYNESS %

Every broker rolls a gayness rating between 100% and 777%. It is computed from his traits and it is the only rarity that exists here.

  • 100–199% — Intern. Gay. Employed.
  • 200–349% — Analyst. Noticeably gay.
  • 350–499% — Trader. Aggressively gay.
  • 500–649% — Fund Manager. Structurally gay.
  • 650–777% — The Strategayst. Maximum gay. Do not look directly at him.

FAQ

  • Is this financial advice? It is fashion advice, which is worse.
  • What is RWA here? Whatever a working broker loots. Do not ask him.
  • Why can't I see his eyes? Nobody has. That is the trait.
  • Can I lose money in the arcade? Only pretend money. The real one you lose elsewhere.
  • Roadmap? Print the next issue. Mint the next broker.